Bad memory

- Whenever I learn something new I forget something that already know, is not the same for you?
- No friend, can you give an example? 
- When I made that wine Tester course I forgot how to drive...

The Trip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhiAoKiaUIM&feature=youtu.be

Who will pay the vet?

A: The other day my dog bit to my boss when he went to my house.

B: Oh really? Is he ok?

A: Not enough, my little baby has broken a tooth. 

The angry boss

Employee: Boss, can I go out today two hours before? My wife wants to go with her for 

shopping.

Boss: no ways, O.K.?!?!

Employee: Thanks boss, I knew you were not going to disappoint me!

                

A very silly accident

Fire fire!! The alarm of fires was sounding for the whole CES Don Bosco. The panic was spreading, the pupils were running across very scared fleeing of the death.
Nobody knew what was happened. Suddenly, when all the people was out of the building, the lady of the cleanliness worked out ashamed. Sorry! It was an accident, I pushed the botton of the alarm with the stick of the broom...

Potatoes everywhere

Ring! Timmy was receiving a message of his cousin inviting him to visit the factory of the biggest potato in the world.
But before it Tim had a very important exam of maths.
He has a lot of illusion, and when it was looking around it only saw potatoes with eyes, ears and mouth. When it wanted to realize, the time of the exam had ended...

The unexpected

I get up, I remember those angry black birds who hit my window, I look the clock, oh no! I fell asleep again. I arrive to the university. I sit down on my chair. Suddenly, a terrify noise from the window surprised us...

They are the murderers black birds! They´re going to kill us!

The potatoes´s peelings

Mister Knife asked to his little potatoes if they are ready to do the exam, one shouted “oh, no! I cannot do! I have never skinned my peel!”. “You must to do it, if you don’t want punishment” said the mister. Meanwhile the roar of the hot fryer oil threatened…

Unemployment in England

England was in a time low. Workers came out to the streets to protest.
We can not live! If we carry the country will sink -They shouted.
Suddenly all the workers began to look to the sky surprised.
Something like a large ship appeared...
Maybe the work was coming...-Said an unemployed.

Potato Dream

God help me!, Peter prayed before the test.

Suddenly, his taper whit potatoes was opened and one potato said - If you bite me I could transport you to a magical place!

Peter bited it and  he appeared on a gratest place whit a pleasant melody.

-Tiririririririr! The signal began to rign and Peter woke up.