Monday 10 June 2013

Bad memory

- Whenever I learn something new I forget something that already know, is not the same for you?
- No friend, can you give an example? 
- When I made that wine Tester course I forgot how to drive...


Tuesday 4 June 2013

The Trip









Who will pay the vet?




A: The other day my dog bit to my boss when he went to my house.

B: Oh really? Is he ok?


A: Not enough, my little baby has broken a tooth. 



The angry boss


Employee: Boss, can I go out today two hours before? My wife wants to go with her for 
shopping.





Boss: no ways, O.K.?!?!




Employee: Thanks boss, I knew you were not going to disappoint me!

                

Wednesday 22 May 2013

A very silly accident

Fire fire!! The alarm of fires was sounding for the whole CES Don Bosco. The panic was spreading, the pupils were running across very scared fleeing of the death.
Nobody knew what was happened. Suddenly, when all the people was out of the building, the lady of the cleanliness worked out ashamed. Sorry! It was an accident, I pushed the botton of the alarm with the stick of the broom...

Potatoes everywhere

Ring! Timmy was receiving a message of his cousin inviting him to visit the factory of the biggest potato in the world.
But before it Tim had a very important exam of maths.
He has a lot of illusion, and when it was looking around it only saw potatoes with eyes, ears and mouth. When it wanted to realize, the time of the exam had ended...



Tuesday 21 May 2013

The unexpected


I get up, I remember those angry black birds who hit my window, I look the clock, oh no! I fell asleep again. I arrive to the university. I sit down on my chair. Suddenly, a terrify noise from the window surprised us...



They are the murderers black birds! They´re going to kill us!

The potatoes´s peelings


Mister Knife asked to his little potatoes if they are ready to do the exam, one shouted “oh, no! I cannot do! I have never skinned my peel!”. “You must to do it, if you don’t want punishment” said the mister. Meanwhile the roar of the hot fryer oil threatened…





Monday 13 May 2013

Unemployment in England



England was in a time low. Workers came out to the streets to protest.
We can not live! If we carry the country will sink -They shouted.
Suddenly all the workers began to look to the sky surprised.
Something like a large ship appeared...
Maybe the work was coming...-Said an unemployed.




Potato Dream




God help me!, Peter prayed before the test.
Suddenly, his taper whit potatoes was opened and one potato said - If you bite me I could transport you to a magical place!
Peter bited it and  he appeared on a gratest place whit a pleasant melody.
-Tiririririririr! The signal began to rign and Peter woke up. 




The war of the Malvinas Islands

Stanley Port, Malvinas Islands,
28 of may, 1982

An explosion shook the earth and the machine guns began whit their melody. In the first line of battle the fifth squad of british marinates is advancing.
- Damn it! The argentines don´t like to sleep, George growled.
- Ha! They are giving us the welcome!, screamed Little Jonh. He raised the flag and shouted - Long live to the Queen!




Friday 10 May 2013

Football street fights in England


Manchester United had won the final cup, Tom was with his friends celebrating it, when a group of people of the opposite team appeared with bats and sticks. Tom saw how they were sticking two of his friends and leaving them unconscious without being able to defend. They only wanted to celebrate the victory of his team...

Thursday 9 May 2013

Strikes during the 80s in England


 We cannot live like this!” shouted desperate people. “I need a work, I cannot support my family!” shout William. Suddenly, he received a blow. William´s wife ask “Will he be OK?”  The doctor said, "His blood´s amount loss is the first thing". What do you think?” Silence burdened the descending elevator.

Tuesday 30 April 2013

Robin Hood



Running with his green pants, vest and hat, who can shoot with the arch so far? His main mission is to steal to the rich people and enclose the wicked in prison. Is Robin Hood a true hero?


The chocolate house

The boy approached the house and grabbed a piece,
when he proved that sweet taste of chocolate the witch appear and invited them to enter.



Arturo Carravilla Barrueco
2º A Primary
C.E.S Don Bosco

Sleeping Beauty


The prince was in front of the bed, next to his dear, hoping that his princess was waking up to kiss her, without knowing that Bella only would wake up with his kiss...










Andrea Sastre Álvarez
2º A Bilingüe
Ces Don Bosco.

The poison apple


The poison apple attempt to kill her, she observed their appearance and she doubted several times. Suddenly, a dwarf appeared and said "do not eat it because it will kill you"
 

Cinderella

Cinderella went downstairs with her dazzling dress. Her stepsisters, filled with envy,took it away and broke it. She burst into tears and went to her bedroom. Suddenly, a shining light appeared…




Isabel Lisbona
2ºA Ed. Primaria Bilingüe
C.E.S Don Bosco