Bad memory

- Whenever I learn something new I forget something that already know, is not the same for you?
- No friend, can you give an example? 
- When I made that wine Tester course I forgot how to drive...

The Trip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhiAoKiaUIM&feature=youtu.be

Who will pay the vet?

A: The other day my dog bit to my boss when he went to my house.

B: Oh really? Is he ok?

A: Not enough, my little baby has broken a tooth. 

The angry boss

Employee: Boss, can I go out today two hours before? My wife wants to go with her for 

shopping.

Boss: no ways, O.K.?!?!

Employee: Thanks boss, I knew you were not going to disappoint me!